IM TURNING INTO A SPIDER

im turning into a spider
calling the doctors now
"hello welcome to the first step
to the spider journey town"

im eating honey from a beehive
i ran out of my own
i hope they dont mind my intrusion i need it all for my bones

"have you worked on your legs lately, youre gonna grow few more"
and you better make sure your abdomen is full of confidence
the opiods are pretty tasty but im not hungry for pills anymore
lets have some creamy ice cream i got it from my favorite parlour

im growing more limbs
and extra eyeballs
i can hear your brain
wondering how i feel
and i dont know what ill look like when its over
but i want you to be on my shoulders
when we go out to play

they say i sound funny
and im more hairy
but i am happy with how its turned out
im feeling crazy
im ready for hanukkah
i wanna see you
lets find your best shoes

my spider transformation is complete
i can go outside now
i can eat a spaceship
i can visit mercury
i can walk on water
i can start religions
i can put on lotion
i can wake up in the mornings
i can cut some apples
i can bake some cookies

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