[[the sun peeks through your pink curtains.]]
its 7 am.
the little birds outside are already awake.
[[would you like to wake up, my prince?]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484929765812338698/unknown.png" width="1000" height="720"
you sure dont feel like a prince.
[[its time to get up.]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484931594029629470/unknown.png">
you get the feeling it is going to be a long day.
its been 4 months since youve seen your dearest friend rem after they left the kingdom to search for the missing royal necromancer.
and today youre scheduled to get married.
[[hoo boy.]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484933506825322520/unknown.png">
but when have you ever cared about following the orders of your parents?
its not like getting married would help the kingdom.
[[what we really need..]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484933928856190996/unknown.png">
what we really need is gold!
lots and lots of gold!
everyone knows that a successful kingdom is made out of gold!
not silly ridiculous fake garbage marriages. who needs those?
luckily, your dear friend rem left you with some suitable, princely armour before they left.
its time to go find them and plunder the world.
[[unfortunately, they didnt really leave you with a weapon.]]okay. i guess thats Your first job.
cant draw anymore cause trisn is making me play scp
[[okay lets uhh think about where we could find weapons]] you think there might be some weapons in the castle Barracks.
but it would take a little bit of manuevering to get there.
youve always wanted to go see the weapons. nobody ever lets you see them because they say its too dangerous for an heir of the kingdom to be exposed to such violence.
you think thats bullshit and start daydreaming about which cool weapon would suit you.
a bow and arrow, like the mystical pointy eared legends?
a big sword like in the animes?
a magic wand, or an enchanted spellbook, perhaps?
[[you start feeling excited.]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484980183175004160/unknown.png">
gosh! you honestly cant remember the last time youve felt this motivated to actually do something.
for years you had been researching famous explorers and heroes who saved their kingdoms with incredible courage and bravery by defeating the evil rich guys who were a threat to humanity.
all youve ever wanted to do is be one of them.
youve always wanted to be one of those cherished saviours.
[[you reach the bottom of the stairs leading away from your bedchambers.]]if youre lucky, nobody else but the servants would be up this early, and-
youd recognize that voice anywhere.
its the court jester.
maybe you can try to get some breakfast.
[[....attempt to sneak away towards the dining hall.]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484985076443119647/unknown.png">
[[hurry]]you push yourself out the window.
nearby, you can hear the bells of the city sound for 8 am. your family would start waking up soon. please go quickly.
run run run run towards the dining hall. you didnt worry about being recognized because nobody could tell who you were with your hair down.
[[jesus fucking christ i hope that jester is not following]]dont worry hes not
[[inspect those funny looking topiaries]] <img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/484988541454123019/unknown.png">
yeah, after the royal necromancer went missing everyone in the kingdom was so sad that we started modelling a lot of random stuff after him.
its been going on for a while now. you guess youve just gotten used to it.
[[head inside dining hall]]you go inside.
it looks like noone is around yet.
in your kingdom, its normal to wake up late because most of the population stays up all night playing videogames.
[[find food]]hey look!
yeah, this bread will last you like a week. youre all fuckin set.
[[lets get out of here. go to the b-]]<iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mfsUO-iO_kc"allow="autoplay"></iframe>
okay, give me a second.
[[accept call]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/485569351160692770/unknown.png">
you answer cautiously. rem never called because they were usually too busy being gay.
a voice echoes from the other side.
you feel something sharp pierce your spine.
[[you feel your hand drop the phone.]]in an instant, you can feel your body become infinitely heavier.
you fall to the ground in a daze.
[[wake up]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/485573058111864834/unknown.png">
your name is gaedis umculo and you are inlove again.
it has been a weird life for you. and this weird life has resulted in a multitude of nightmares.
youve tried everything to repel them.
magic potions, psychics, enchanted medicines, sorcerers, whatever. none of it worked.
all that has ever helped you is being inlove. and also bedtime stories
unfortunately for you, youre shy.
you can fight demons and monsters and warriors twice your size and strength without hesitation, but youve barely explored that other world.
but hey, anyways, we have work to do. no time for this.
you equip your gear.
[[go see what is up with the judge.]]the judge seems very busy today.
you know not to speak to him if he is working. it could interrupt crucial plans or distract him from his thinking. thats dangerous.
the extermination requires everything to go successfully.
[[go check the perimeter.]]with your halberd in your inventory, you start walking.
the judge has an urgent tone in his voice.
"gaedis i have an important task for you."
"go to you must find the prince known as cam wongtezukapinappleson and bring him to me."
"for he is our only hope for vanquishing the necrophages."
[[find the prince.]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/486280802909290497/unknown.png">
you see whats happening here.
all of the sudden..
its the valiant bard-knight appul!
his noble fist creates a huge gap in the wall where the flammable gas seeps out from the jester's machines.
the jester falls to the ground, defeated by the bard-knights powerful attacks.
but before he is quelled once and for all..
you are propelled into the air by the force of the explosion.
[[well, that wasnt so hard.]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/486362999146283019/unknown.png">
you guess youll just let him recover for a bit. also he smells like burnt cocaine and you dont really think you should wake him up right now.
[[inside dream land....]]<img src="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/486365116418490399/unknown.png">
what would you like to do?
[[go inside rem store]]welcome to cam adventures!
this is a text adventure but mostly just a webcomic that i have dedicated to my friend cam.
the author and artist is me, rem.
if you havent played this before: [[wake up!]]
if you want to skip to the latest update: [[walk out of the store]] you go inside the rem store.
i mean, what did you expect
[[this is..uh..]]<img src=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/549029949504225301/unknown.png>
this is kind of awkward. they're just staring soullessly at you with cold, unblinking eyes.
....actually, this is really awkward.
"so, um.. is this where you've been the last few mon-"
",o,okay,,. um. im actually here because i was looking for you, you know, s,-"
suddenly, rem's face scrunches up.
**"hold that thought for just a second, cam."**
**"are you sure.."**
**"..that you're allowed to be here?"**
[[quick, make up an excuse!]]you have to hurry and think of something.
"UHM, YEAH, OF COURSE I AM , REM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
**"well. how did you. get here....?"**
unlike the normal rem, they just wont stop growing taller.
you start feeling nervous.
"I, I WAS SENT TO ATTEND A CONFERENCE HERE BY REM, ITS A BUSINESS TRIP,"
**"a. a conference?"**
"YEAh a rem conference have you not.. seen the recent memos.."
the rem briefly appears speechless. they shrink down to their normal form.
you feel bad lying to them, but you do what you have to do sometimes. besides, its not like theyre real.
"um, yeah, i guess. how long have you been working here?"
the rem looks miserably at their countertop. **"4 years..sir.."**
"then i would suggest that you get your act together. please tell me where i am and how you can help me today."
with a loud **BONK**, the rem's head crashes into the table like a bowling ball.
i think you broke them.
[[loot the store]]you have a few different options while the rem is passed out. from your experience, theyre a pretty heavy sleeper.
since this is an.. imaginary(?) rem, it might be a bit different, so youre acting cautiously.
[[my city now]]you take all of them and stuff them into your bottomless inventory.
theres..not much else in here. it looks like its been looted already.
[[walk out of the store]]
[[loot the broken rem]]you decide not to take any more chances and head out of there.
you come to a crossroads.
hmm. well, if you head to castle house then they'll most definitely recognize your royal status and help you out.
[[castle house it is!]] <img src=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/558096849517674506/unknown.png>
as you are rummaging, you notice a faint, purple gas escaping from rem's open mouth (they are sleeping).
oh no!!!! fuck!
you choke to death and die, paralyzed and full of regret.
<img src=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/735269154164179052/unknown.png><img src=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/286519518874828811/735266134605168750/unknown.png>
as you walk on you think about how long it's been since your favorite webcomic has updated
it's been so long
and even longer since you've seen BEAR
your favorite mutated bumblebee.
as you're thinking about all of this you crash into a goddamn dstupid fuckbibghf
"what the fuck"
is that. a ta l l rem?
aw fukck yeah!! tall rem!! now we can finallyreach the tallest cookie jars
you have tall rem walk you the rest of the way to the castle house. they dont say a word.
[[go inside the big tall doors]]halt! foooooooooooooooooools!